The Newton family and the Pascal family were having a hide-and-seek competition - the one that gets found first loses. So the counter started counting, and everyone ran and hid, except for one Newton - he drew a square on the ground, one meter per side, and stood in it. When the counter looked up, he called out "The Pascals win! I found a Newton!" But the Newton said, "No, I'm a Newton over a square meter - you found a Pascal!"
Thursday, October 5, 2017
Here's a joke that I recently heard, but I improved it:
The Newton family and the Pascal family were having a hide-and-seek competition - the one that gets found first loses. So the counter started counting, and everyone ran and hid, except for one Newton - he drew a square on the ground, one meter per side, and stood in it. When the counter looked up, he called out "The Pascals win! I found a Newton!" But the Newton said, "No, I'm a Newton over a square meter - you found a Pascal!"
The Newton family and the Pascal family were having a hide-and-seek competition - the one that gets found first loses. So the counter started counting, and everyone ran and hid, except for one Newton - he drew a square on the ground, one meter per side, and stood in it. When the counter looked up, he called out "The Pascals win! I found a Newton!" But the Newton said, "No, I'm a Newton over a square meter - you found a Pascal!"
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